| Week of July 26, 2010 | * * | Vol. 16, No. 46 |
| Week of July 26, 2010 | * * | Vol. 16, No. 46 |
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CLOSING ARGUMENTS
begin in
the corruption trial of
Rod Blagojevich.
He'd have had better luck
avoiding jail
if he had
appointed himself
to Obama's seat instead of trying to sell it.
Just think of what that would have done for Democrats
in the Senate —
and for comedians everywhere.
The
former
governor
passed up a
golden
opportunity
to testify
since he
has
so much
to say
about the case.
Week of July 19
REPUBLICANS
eager to
Week of July 12 ARIZONA'S crackdown on illegal immigration isn't just worrying illegals. It's worrying Democrats, too. The new law requires police to check the papers and status of anyone when there is a "reasonable suspicion" they might be in the country illegally.
Week of July 5 ELENA KAGAN, like so many nominees since Robert Bork, tries to play it safe at her confirmation hearings by avoiding giving her opinion on serious legal questions that might come before the Court. That trick won't win her a GOP endorsement.
Week of June 28
AT THE END
of its term, the Supreme Court rules that it's not
fraud
if you
don't get
the money.
Solicitor General
Elena Kagan
couldn't convince
a single justice
that
Enron executives
Week of June 21 PRESIDENT OBAMA'S speech from the Oval Office was pretty much panned all around. Sure, he looked small and didn't inspire confidence, but his final perfomance was way better than this leaked recording of his first draft.
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