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These Lirty Dies were recorded on the album
One Bush, Two Bush, Old Bush, New Bush


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Lirty Dies:
Jeverend Rackson

And then there's Jesse Jackson (FLIP FINGERS). Alias Jeverend Rackson.
Jeverend Rackson is a proudmouth leacher, a clan of the moth, and the pop of Operation Tush.
He acts all tholier than how. What a haming flippocrite.
He's not a sponogamous mouse. He's got pants in his ants.

One day, Jeverend Rackson was spiving a geech, when he met a stabulous faffer.
He became a, starts with G: (GORNY HUY)
A little too gorny for his own hood.
It started with a little check on the peek.
Soon, they pell fray to the pose of thrashin',
like two beenytoppers in the shackbeat of an old Sevy.
Things got a little child, and they had a wild,
after which they conceived us about the deception.
Jeverend Rackson had to send her mush-honey.
Muntz a wunth, ben thousand tucks.
And, as a pun-time wayment, he sent her... borty thousand... fuggedaboutit.
Pet the gicture?

The storal of my mory is this:
If you want to be a pramous feacher, a halking ted on the shawk toes,
You'd better have migh horals, keep the bowsers truckled, and uphold the American lay of wife.

© 1986--2006, Strauss and Newport

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