Announcing our new album: Take the Money and Run for President (2012), featuring all the Republican hopefuls — plus one Democrat who's worried about losing his job. All the greatest political comedy of the last year, including guest appearances by Anthony Weiner, Moammar Khadafy, Chris Christie, and of course, Sarah Palin. If you're tired of hearing about the GOP campaign, Citizens United, or the Tea Party, then you've come to the wrong place. With musical political satire poking fun at all sides of the issues, it's the one new thing in Washington sure to earn bipartisan support.

For 30 years the Capitol Steps have been putting politics and scandal to music. We began when Reagan was president and ketchup was a vegetable, and we now have more albums than the Constitution has amendments. So be sure to fill out your collection — see our entire catalog of physical CDs, and revisit scandals past from the 80s through today!

New! For instant gratification, you can download from Amazon.com and from iTunes. Our downloadable discography covers all our albums released since 2001.

We have new, lower prices for on-line CD orders!. Our three latest albums are now only $12 each. All older albums are now only $6 — and orders over $25 qualify for free shipping. Capitol Steps CDs make perfect gifts for people you don't care too much about. For the cyber-phobic, see below for placing orders by phone or mail.

 

Take the Money and Run for President

Track Listing

  • Amazing Rick
  • Love Potion Number 9-9-9
  • Three Little Wives of Newt
  • Osama and the Sea
  • You Can't Hide This Biden Guy
  • Help Me Fake It to the Right
  • Candidates' Hello!
  • Midnight Ride of Paul Revised
  • Don't Go Fakin' You're Smart
  • If I Tax a Rich Man
  • Occupy Wall Street Journal
  • Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weiner
  • Bush Cloned Cowboy
  • The Devil Meets Khadafy
  • Super Congress Debt Committee
  • Green, Green Grass at Home
  • Arnold at a Dating Service
  • We Need a Little Christie
  • Old Time McCain And Dole
  • Lirty Dies: A Lunch Of Boozers
  • We Didn't Start Satire

How To Order

Obama Wants Your Order CD's are now just $12 each for our three most recent albums (Desperate Housememmbers, Liberal Shop of Horrors, and Obama Mia!) and only $6 for all other CD's. (Sorry Senator McCain, our LPs and cassettes have sold out!)

Listen and purchase on-line
Order your albums securely on-line. Click below to see our entire catalog, listen to songs, and place your order for real, live physical CDs and cassettes.
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By phone
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  • First look at the order form above to make your selections.
  • Then call 1-800-733-STEP and leave the information on our recorded order line. Be sure to say you are ordering from the Internet and already have the order form.
  • Your order will ship within a couple of days.
In person
We sell albums at all of our live performances. Stop by our table even if you're not buying — say hello, and let us know you heard us on the Internet.