| Week of December 21, 2009 | * | Vol. 16, No. 15 |
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Save the Clunkers!
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CHRISTMAS
at the White House is a busy time for the Obamas,
what with
cancelling Charlie Brown,
banning ornaments
and all.
The President
Week of December 14
CRASHING
the White House Hanukkah party isn't going to be an option this year.
But since Obama
Week of December 7 ONE WEEK after ordering an escalation in Afghanistan by committing 30,000 more troops, President Obama heads to Norway to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. That brings the U.S. total to about 100,000, and he won't begin to withdraw troops until 2011. That's when he hopes they'll have trained and expanded the Afghan army to take over. Since Alfred Nobel wanted the prize to go to the person who did the most for the abolition or reduction of standing armies, just what was the committee thinking??
Week of November 30
SARAH PALIN
is comfortably
on top
of the
bestseller charts
with her memoir
Going Rogue
Week of November 23 RETAILERS are doing their part to boost sales as early as they can, but it's getting ridiculous. Of course, if Congress were run by retailers health care reform would be marked down an extra $100 billion, Cash for Clunkers would be an annual event, and the budget would have been finished in July.
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