Presidential Candidates 2008

This campaign season has been one of the longest ever. Have trouble keeping the candidates straight? So do we. Here's a musical guide to some of this year's contenders, past and present.


 

Hillary Clinton. Hillary has made her own way to perhaps become the first woman in White House. Except for one little problem.

My Way

Mike Huckabee. Could a governor from Arkansas ever be taken seriously for the White House? Mike Huckabee took the top spot in Iowa, but that big guy he's been counting on hasn't delivered enough wins since then.

Huckabee

 

Barack Obama. Barack Obama is the Democrat's new star this time around, and he's still going strong. Obama is now the other man in Hillary's life. And wishing won't make him go away, either.

A Leader Like Barack

Mitt Romney. The former governor of liberal Massachusetts has been remaking himself as the most conservative of the GOP candidates. Neat trick.

Fake It To The Right

 

John Edwards. John Edwards brought his populist message, his two Americas, and his fabulous haircuts to challenge the Democratic frontrunners.

I Feel Pretty

John McCain. The Arizona Republican has made a remarkable comeback. When his fortunes and popularity faltered last summer, we had just about written him off.

McCain's Campaign

 

The Also-Rans. The campaign season began with lots of new faces in the first election since 2000 without an incumbent. A few of them have made their message heard, while the rest will fade back into the obscurity of the Senate, the House, etc.

76 Unknowns

Rudy Giuliani. "America's Mayor" started strong, but eventually voters tuned out the one and only real theme of his campaign.

9-11

   

Fred Thompson. Actor, politician, actor, politician. Now that Fred's leaving a role once again, will he go back to acting?

The Hollywood Candidate