March 2, 1998

All The President's Women

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We've put it all to music and collected here a few recent numbers. We'll be adding more as events unfold, so be sure to check back.

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The public is ready to hear sleazy accusations about the President, but at least Hillary would never doing anything immoral. After all, that's why Bill went to all those other women. MPEG format Take Hillary....Please! [ Farewell, Henny Youngman ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Return To Center. As Gennifer Flowers was recently quoted, ``You'd think the boy would learn.'' MPEG format Sneaking Flowers Through The Wall [ Flowers On The Wall ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Lord Of The Fries. Marcia Lewis, Monica's mom, is called before Starr's grand jury to testify about her daughter. MPEG format My Mama Told Me ``You Better Sleep Around'' [ You Better Shop Around ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah. The President's "friends" may not be good at keeping secrets, but that's nothing compared to his friends' friends. MPEG format This Linda Is A Tripp [ The Lady Is A Tramp ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah. Just what is it about Clinton's choice of women? MPEG format The Bimbo Connection [ The Rainbow Connection ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah. Monica Lewinsky makes Bill Clinton's week by pushing Paula Jones off page one. MPEG format The Fondler [ The Wanderer ] [Download | Streaming ] Hillary might not approve, but the American public does. MPEG format My Pants Go Down [ Tubthumping ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah. Bill Clinton becomes the first sitting President to give a sworn depositon as a defendant in the Paula Jones case. Don't Cry For Me, Judge Scalia [ Don't Cry For Me, Argentina ] [Download | Streaming ] From the album Sixteen Scandals.