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March 2, 1998

All The President's Women

Tired of rumor, innuendo and unsubstantiated leaks from unnamed sources?

Well then, you've come to the wrong place.

We've put it all to music and collected here a few recent numbers. We'll be adding more as events unfold, so be sure to check back.

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The public is ready to hear sleazy accusations about the President, but at least Hillary would never doing anything immoral. After all, that's why Bill went to all those other women.

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Take Hillary....Please!
[ Farewell, Henny Youngman ]

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From the album Return To Center.


As Gennifer Flowers was recently quoted, ``You'd think the boy would learn.''

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Sneaking Flowers Through The Wall
[ Flowers On The Wall ]

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From the album Lord Of The Fries.


Marcia Lewis, Monica's mom, is called before Starr's grand jury to testify about her daughter.

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My Mama Told Me ``You Better Sleep Around'' NEW
[ You Better Shop Around ]

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From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah.


The President's "friends" may not be good at keeping secrets, but that's nothing compared to his friends' friends.

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This Linda Is A Tripp NEW
[ The Lady Is A Tramp ]

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From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah.


Just what is it about Clinton's choice of women?

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The Bimbo Connection NEW
[ The Rainbow Connection ]

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From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah.


Monica Lewinsky makes Bill Clinton's week by pushing Paula Jones off page one.

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The Fondler NEW
[ The Wanderer ]

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Hillary might not approve, but the American public does.

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My Pants Go Down NEW
[ Tubthumping ]

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From the album Unzippin' My Doo-Dah.


Bill Clinton becomes the first sitting President to give a sworn depositon as a defendant in the Paula Jones case.

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Don't Cry For Me, Judge Scalia
[ Don't Cry For Me, Argentina ]

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From the album Sixteen Scandals.